Got Questions?

Posted on January 5, 2009 by fearandparentinginlasvegas

I jumped on The Immortal Matriarch’s bandwagon and she’s interviewing me with the questions below.

IM: I plan on coming to Las Vegas in the future to kidnap and drug my future husband, Carey Hart. Are you willing to assist me in plotting and staking him out?
FandPinLV: Hmmm. As much as I’d love to be Thelma to your Louise, I’m afraid Pink would have a change of “Hart” and come and kick my ass. Have you seen that chick? I’m sure your woman enough to take her, but I’m just a big chicken when it comes to girl fighting. On the other hand, this sounds like it could be fun. I’ll bring the binoculars and platforms if you bring the night vision goggles and duct tape.

IM: What’s the worst thing about being a woman?
FandPinLV: Women judging other women. I hate catty bullsh*t. If we spent half of the energy invested on tearing each other up into supporting each other, we’d be moving the needle further much faster.

IM: What do you think of Hunter S. Thompson?
FandPinLV: I never met him, but from everything I’ve read and seen, the dude was a total trip. The truly visionary paddle in the of pool of insanity. Hunter S. Thompson didn’t paddle. He jumped in the shallow end head first.

IM: If you had to live in outer space or under the sea, which would you choose?
FandPinLV: I’m pretty damn claustrophobic, so going underwater is out of the question. Given the fact that I would have to live in a cramped box (under current technology) to live in space, that option’s not exactly appealing either. If I had to pick one, I go with space – at least if it means that I get to take Zachary Quinto along as my personal Spock.

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Wouldn’t you?

IM: What’s the television show that you pretend you watch for your kids or man, but secretly you enjoy it more than anyone?
FandPinLV: That’s an easy one. It’s on right now. Ace of Cakes. We always have at least Boo adores the show and wants to be Anna “’cause she paints stuff.” I have this odd fantasy about Duff…well, we’ll leave it at that and rack it up to my recent fascination with the cerebrally-follicular challenged (is that even a word? WTH, I’m going with it).

Okay. Yum.

Wow. Hunter S. Thompson, Zachary Quinto, and Duff Goldman, all in the same post. Geez, Maria, you have a way of pulling some interesting crap out into the light. Move over Baba Wawa, here comes the Immoral Matriarch.

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Want to join the interview fun? Follow these instructions:
1. Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.”
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

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13 Responses

  1. Maria, on January 5th, 2009 at 7:17 am Said:

    Haha. I can totally take Pink. And she went gay and broke his heart – she had her chance!!!

    I’d live in Space too, but I can’t get down with the Quinto. His eyebrows drive me nuts. I mean, they clean them up as much as they can so that they are eerily manscaped, but they still like they might open up and eat you on any given day.

  2. On a limb with Claudia, on January 5th, 2009 at 1:10 pm Said:

    YAY!! I’d like to see anyone fight Pink. I think she’s always win. Plus it’s Corey that fucked <–numerous people. so who wants that?

    Um… Ok.. interview me! :)

  3. Ruprecht, on January 5th, 2009 at 8:21 pm Said:

    Rupe thinks you’re foolish for putting this out there. You have been warned.

    Interview me.

    ………………. Ruprecht

  4. sorenj, on January 5th, 2009 at 8:33 pm Said:

    I’d be all about space… but… I need a different traveling partner (which I guess works for you)…

    Interview me!!! (please) :)

  5. Devyl, on January 5th, 2009 at 9:12 pm Said:

    Interview Me!!! NAO (pretty please with sugar on top? with fudge covered strawberries? *grins*)

    I promise to follow the rules.

    And, you could totally take Pink. Can I come too, and run the camera?

  6. Random Thoughts and Musings » Blog Archive » The Interrogation (#6/365), on January 6th, 2009 at 1:24 am Said:

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  7. dotlizard, on January 6th, 2009 at 3:18 am Said:

    ok. interview me. but be gentle, i’m a frail, sensitive … oh who am i kidding? let me have it.

  9. Maria, on January 6th, 2009 at 1:51 pm Said:

    (Immoral. I am very aware of the fact that I could drop dead at any moment. *lol*)

  10. Betty, on January 6th, 2009 at 2:02 pm Said:

    Interview me, this should be fun

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  13. JoeInVegas, on January 13th, 2009 at 2:53 pm Said:

    Yea, sorry, Pink dumped him so Mr. Hart is again available. (haven’t you seen her video?)

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