I had grand plans for a hilariously satirical holiday post, but at the end of the day, I decided that there’s been enough of my smart-assery for once. I want to get real for a bit and share my thirteen holiday wishes.
1. For Perpstu: That her mother realizes that her constant defense of Cartman isn’t helping him move forward and that she tells Perpstu more often that she’s a wonderful, wife, mom, friend, daughter, and all around human-being.
2. For DigitalRob and CajunVegan: A year full of students who want to learn and parents who take responsibility for their kids’ behavior.
3. For Claudia: The secret to happiness, because I know she’ll share it without question.
4. For UltimateSteve: A compass, a rudder, and a star to help him find his way.
5. For Devyl: A new job that pays her what she’s worth and a miracle for Baby S.
6. For TinyTyrant and XBox4NappyRash: An end to their respective battles with fertility
7. For Tanis: Justice and her BamBam.
8. For iVegasDad: A good night’s sleep and a triumph over Z-Jay’s regression.
9. For Anissa: A flawless move and a cancer-free little girl.
10. For Red Lotus Mama: Continued healing and strength. AND a kick-ass time with me when I come to her neck of the woods next year!
11. For Zoeyjane: Well, SHE knows what I tried to send her, but since she won’t take it, I’ll wish her healthy relationships with food, her body, her ex, and most importantly, herself.
12. For Jen: The house of her dreams to be completed on time and under budget and a bottomless budget to decorate it.
13. For Homer: A ten bedroom house so he can have a room for each of his collections and a professional organizing team to help him catalog and put things in order. A wife that has endless amounts of time and money and energy to do everything that you cam dream up when you want to do it.
Oh hell, that was just so sweet, I’m about to go into a sugar coma. So, let me drive you over the edge with some scenes of what we left on the plate for Santa last night.
Give a shout out to Frosty the Snow Pimp and his Ginger Hos. Ho-Ho- Ho baby.
Yep, we spread some serious yultide cheer — Vegas style baby.
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I love this – and yea, have you been dipping into the dinner stash of wine already? That was so sweet
lovelovelove!
Oh btw, I got word that my husband’s company will be sending him off to Vegas again this summer…guess who plans to pack herself in a carry on and tag along? Whoooo hoooo, you must show me the seedy side of the Vegas nightlife. Or at least take me to a buffet.
Merry Christmas!
Thank you doll!
Here’s to bringing BamBam home in the future and the new year turning out wonderful for both our families.
Much love to you and yours.
Thank you honey.
We’ve had a scare the past couple of days that is keeping me home and I sent hubby camping without me.
Let’s hope it’s nothing.
Thank you! I am holding out no great hope that your wish for me will be granted, but I am trying not to let it upset me quite so much anymore….
Awww, thank you so much.
You aren’t going to believe this, but we are going to come in on time and it looks like we’ll be right on the money with the budget, which is almost unheard of.
As for a bottomless decorating budget…. Well, it’s not huge, but we do have one and it will nearly cover those few things we plan to buy (a few rugs, stools for the kitchen island, etc.). Alas, the budget won’t cover Man Toys for the Man Cave, so we’ll have to wait until we sell our old house.
Oh honey thank you so much! I did not see this post before. I just logged into my own blog for the first time in a while, and saw the linkback.
You are absolutely awesome.
xoxoxo
That is lovely, thank you very much.