Come out! Come out! Whereever you are! (Blessed by my readers, I think.)

I’ve had this blog up for nearly nine months. Metaphorically speaking, it really is my third baby. I’ve made fun of myself, my family, and random strangers. I’ve been on my share of soapboxes. I’ve revealed way more than I probably should have and some posts are sure to come back to haunt me.

While I’d like to say that I’m inspired by the inevitable humor in my life (and in many ways I am), I get a good chunk of my motivation from you, dear reader, even though I don’t know who most of you are.

I can chase down IP addresses, check my blog stats every ten minutes, send the secret service out for you, yadda yadda yadda. It would save me a lot of trouble if you just commented every once in awhile. So, if this is your first visit to Fear and Parenting in Las Vegas, or your 100th, join the roll call below and let me know you’re here.