Friday Funnies: Five year old catechism
Me: Boo, did you go to Mass at school today?
Boo: Yes Mommy. It was FUN!
Me: Really? What happened?
Boo: The Pweest said a pwyawer and held the bwead over his head.
Me: Yes Boo, he’s praying and blessing it.
Boo: I know what the bwead is.
Me: Really? (I didn’t think the whole body of Christ discussion was a part of the curriculum in Pre-K, but I was going to roll with it.)
Boo: Yes Mommy. It’s GOD’S COOKIE!
Me: (hand to forehead) Well, that’s one way of thinking of it.
Sigh.
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Hey, if it makes Mass fun I say let her roll with it for a bit! LOL
*giggles* Too effin cute!
I love that!
God’s Cookies? Priceless!! I love that!
One Christmas, when my son was around 2, we sat right up front and he could hear the people taking communion. After mass, as we were leaving, he became very agitated. He started screaming that he wanted Lobby Crust, Lobby Crust. Wha? (Body of Christ).
See I was right yesterday when I said all I have to do is read something she said and its all better. I love her, I miss you guys more than you could ever imagine.