My birthday’s not for months but a recent post by Evil Julie piqued my interest. Homer thinks astrology is a bunch of hooey, but I see some of the personality characteristics as being fairly accurate. Here’s mine. Do you think it’s right?
Your personal ruling planets are Mars and Sun.
The powerful 10th Solar House rulership indicates high preferment and possible fame – if you desire it. The power and warmth of the Sun endows you with a natural feeling of leadership and self importance. People will look to you for guidance, and with the added lunar and Saturnian vibrations, you maintain a calm mental outlook, even when the situation seems hopeless. This really instils confidence in those who look up to you.
Though your successes are assured after a long fight, you will experience hardships as a result of opposition and enemies – who are probably envious of your sterling qualities.
Your lucky colours are copper and gold.
Your lucky gem is Ruby.
Your lucky days of the week are Sunday, Monday and Thursday.
Your lucky numbers and years of important change are 1, 10, 19, 28, 37,46,55,64,73 and 82.
Famous people born on your birthday include Erasmus, Elsa Lanchester, Evelyn Waugh, Jonas Edward Salk, Bill Gates, Julia Roberts, Joaquin Phoenix, Des’Ray Manders and Lauren Holly.
Hmmm. Joaquin Phoenix? I’d like to share some birthday cake with him (and more).
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It’s hooey and a waste of electrons. Why don’t you run some random dates and see how applicable they are? Vague predictions and some wishful thinking make astrology seem applicable to anyone.
See what I mean? I get no respect.
I used to read my horoscope every day and one time it kept telling me to quit my good job and take this other job that was going to be offered to me because it would be great.
Total lie. Worst job ever.
Ever since then I have refused to even read my horoscope. I can screw up on my own without any help from the freaking stars.
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