Vegas Mom Myths – Nip Tuck?

One of the most hilarious myths about Vegas moms is that we all have plastic surgery as soon as we pop our kids out. While, I would agree that it does seem easier to get an appointment with a plastic surgeon than an OB/GYN in Vegas these days, I would say that 95% of the moms I know are silicone-free.

Granted, after two kids, the thought of a mommy job sounds somewhat tempting – not because Homer wants me to – but just for my own self-image. Who wants to hear parodies of childhood silly songs tailored to your body parts? (see below)

It’s frightening to know that the private publishing world has anticipated my need to explain my potential boob inflation and tummy tuck with this literary gem.